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Sam, however, had no objection to rabbit at all, and said so. At least not to cooked rabbit. All hobbits, of course, can cook, for they begin to learn the art before their letters (which many never reach): but Sam was a good cook, even by hobbit reckoning, and he had done a good deal of the camp-cooking on their travels, when there was a chance.

He still hopefully carried some of his gear in his pack: a small tinder-box, two small shallow pans, the smaller fitting into the larger; inside them a wooden spoon, a short two-pronged fork and some skewers were stowed; and hidden at the bottom of the pack in a flat wooden box a dwindling treasure, some salt. But he needed a fire, and other things besides. He thought for a bit, while he took out his knife, cleaned and whetted it, and began to dress the rabbits. He was not going to leave Frodo alone asleep even for a few minutes.

'Now, Gollum,' he said, 'I've another job for you. Go and fill these pans with water, and bring 'em back! '

'Sméagol will fetch water, yes,' said Gollum. 'But what does the hobbit want all that water for? He has drunk, he has washed.'

'Never you mind,' said Sam. `If you can't guess, you'll soon find out. And the sooner you fetch the water, the sooner you'll learn. Don't you damage one of my pans, or I'll carve you into mincemeat.'

While Gollum was away Sam took another look at Frodo. He was still sleeping quietly, but Sam was now struck most by the leanness of his face and hands. 'Too thin and drawn he is,' he muttered. 'Not right for a hobbit. If I can get these coneys cooked, I'm going to wake him up.'

Sam gathered a pile of the driest fern, and then scrambled up the bank collecting a bundle of twigs and broken wood; the fallen branch of a cedar at the top gave him a good supply. He cut out some turves at the foot of the bank just outside the fern-brake, and made a shallow hole and laid his fuel in it. Being handy with flint and tinder he soon had a small blaze going. It made little or no smoke but gave off an aromatic scent. He was just stooping over his fire, shielding it and building it up with heavier wood, when Gollum returned, carrying the pans carefully and grumbling to himself.

He set the pans down, and then suddenly saw what Sam was doing. He gave a thin hissing shriek, and seemed to be both frightened and angry. `Ach! Sss – no!' he cried. `No!

'Silly hobbits, foolish, yes foolish! They mustn't do it!'

`Mustn't do what?' asked Sam in surprise.

`Not make the nassty red tongues,' hissed Gollum. `Fire, fire! It's dangerous, yes it is. It burns, it kills. And it will bring enemies, yes it will.'

'I don't think so,' said Sam. `Don't see why it should, if you don't put wet stuff on it and make a smother. But if it does, it does. I'm going to risk it, anyhow. I'm going to stew these coneys.'

'Stew the rabbits!' squealed Gollum in dismay. `Spoil beautiful meat Sméagol saved for you, poor hungry Sméagol! What for? What for, silly hobbit? They are young, they are tender, they are nice. Eat them, eat them!' He clawed at the nearest rabbit, already skinned and lying by the fire.


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Mar. 7th, 2015 06:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, very well done! I love how you read Sam and Gollum.
Mar. 11th, 2015 09:31 pm (UTC)
Ahhhh ... I had a lot of fun with this! LOL! I'm not a great mimic, but I can usually at least replicate the tone of something I've seen, if not the voices. And this was one of my very favorite scenes in the movie, along with the taters? what's taters?

I'm delighted you enjoyed it!

Mar. 8th, 2015 12:51 pm (UTC)
Oh, awesome! You're reading this lovely scene so vividly and enjoyably, and Gollum has a delightful voice. I love this bit at the beginning of Hobbits learning to cook before they learn their letters.
Mar. 11th, 2015 09:36 pm (UTC)
LOL - thank you Winterwitch! I adored this scene in the movie and had a lot of fun fooling around with it for the Read Aloud.

And yeah, I thought learning to cook before even learning their letters was really cute as well. Eat first! Read later. :-)

Hey, many thanks too, for turning me on to Tindeck! Armed with your instructions and some patience, figuring it out was much easier than I expected and I no longer have to wait for my website gal to get things up. It's been awesome for the new fandom!

Mar. 13th, 2015 11:28 am (UTC)
I'm glad you find tindeck easy to use now!
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